Welcome to...
The Republic of Anywhere

     Welcome all* to the great trash ball in the sky**!! And we're not just talking garbage... No, no! We are talking the stuff that makes your underwear stick to the wall. We are talking the vomit in your pants, and the crap slowly rotting on the bottom of your shoe. We are talking Anywhere, country extraordinaire. Within our magical kingdom you will find wonders beyond your wildest dreams***. If your still reading at this point you are just the person/thing we need... Aunt Jemima wants you! And when you find her, tell her that we need her!! Our Pancakes have gone dry, and by god - I can't believe it's not BUTTER!!!
     Anywhere is a country strapped by political turmoil, and an ever growing population with currently upwards of two or three people at any one time. Come and visit our majestic Cities, and our roaming Forest Fires. See the rusted gates of Hell, and strike it rich working the extremely unprofitable Gopher Mines. Run from our Janitors, and harass our Public Officials. Whatever may interest you, we provide. From guts to glory - it's all here(or will be).
     The cause is just, and the might is right (as we are told by the Department of Thugs). Don't give away that useless brain of yours - throw it away - by becoming a recognized citizen of The Republic of Anywhere!
     If you are yet unsure, look around**** or run for president...


* Disincludes all not welcome.
** Sewer.
*** Or not.
**** We strongly urge, under penalty of a severe hangnail, that all those looking around or "B-R-O-W-S-I-N-G" should travel first to the Department of Brainwashing for a total frontal lobotomy followed by a quick trip to our Propaganda section for your mandatory ten minutes of propaganda.